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status boner

sometimes referred to as "SB"; when someone is attracted to another person because of the title(s) that they hold
Remi: Wow, he's really hot.

Ryan: You just think he's hot because he's the captain of the lacrosse team.
Remi: I think you're right, total status boner.
by AwkwardCookie April 5, 2015
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Status Bombing

Posting random comments on peoples facebook statuses that contain a minimal of one cuss word.
Friend: "im getting a dog today :)"

You:"Fuck you stpid ginger faggot"

Other Friend:"i love when people are status bombing :D"
by CiscoBr0z May 13, 2011
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Gucci Status

Man I just bought a brand new Mercedes-Benz, am I on that gucci status
by Escoboomcxz June 13, 2016
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status chain

When one person changes their status, and then other people either make the exact same status, or change their status because of it.
Bob: Dude, I changed my status to "with my girl", and Ryan totally status chained me

Joe: Oh don't I know it. Pretty soon my whole facebook news feed was full of people apparently "with their girls"
by urherlurr March 4, 2011
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Phillip Status

The status you are given once you preform a task worthy of being compared to Phillip. This task normally involves a high amount of stupidity.
Guy 1: Wait, you're telling me that you ran over an old man and then backed up to see if he was ok?
Guy 2: Yup.
Guy 1: Ok, you have Phillip Status now. Don't talk to me.
Guy 2: Fuck, I'm gonna go kill myself.
by POSIDEONZ July 8, 2011
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Pootis status

Pootis status is a video made out of clips from a video called "Pootis Engage // EXTREME", uploaded by ceno0 on 19th february 2022. The video consists of two heavies from Team Fortress 2, breaking into a military base, both accidentaly run into the soldier (Also from Tf2), and start a fight, which lasts the majority of the video, the clips are taken from this fight scene.

This meme is commonly used instead of the senator armstrong meme.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen pootis engage? It's a really good animation made by ceno0

Person 2: I haven been way too busy to watch it, but i've seen the pootis status meme and it looks great!
by Tom00s November 3, 2022
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