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Flat Ass Society

A select club frequented only by those with the finest of pancaked rear ends. An ass so flat that even a bicycle pump could not bring it back to life.
Her ass is so flat, she could be the major shareholder and chief executive of the Flat Ass Society
by LordChewie January 15, 2026
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Flat Ass Society

A select club frequented only by those with the finest of pancaked rear ends. An ass so flat that even a bicycle pump could not bring it back to life.
Her ass is so flat, she could be the major shareholder and chief executive of the Flat Ass Society
by LordChewie January 15, 2026
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A meta-concept examining how society as a whole engages in the process of controlling itself. It looks at the decentralized, self-reinforcing network where institutions (media, schools), groups (peers, families), and individuals all participate in enforcing norms, often without central coordination, creating a stable but often coercive equilibrium.
Theory of Social Control of Society Example: The viral "cancel culture" mob. No government directs it. Instead, society itself acts as a control mechanism: through social media, peers enforce norms by collectively shaming, shunning, and applying economic pressure (getting someone fired) for perceived transgressions. It’s a decentralized but powerful form of societal self-policing that reinforces current moral boundaries.
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 7, 2026
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