lasertag slow blow

Term used for a blowjob given at a lasertag place in the back.

Lasertag was great last night, I won my game and at the end I got a lasertag slow blow. Best lasertag experience yet.

by watermelonman9910 August 12, 2016

mental slow down

it’s not a mental breakdown.
it’s slow and it makes you feel empty inside except your mind.

there‘s a tornado in your head but you can’t comprehend it.

i‘m having a mental slow down

by what am i supposed to say August 9, 2022

slow stroke king

Angel, the one and only, the true, long, hard, veiny, masculine, sweaty, meaty, fat, luscious, delicious, exotic cock that will send any girl into a forensic shock of pure euphoria and will possibly make her orgasms for multiple hours until she suddenly becomes a quadriplegic.

girl, there’s no mistake, he’s THE slow stroke king

by willyplayswithwilly November 22, 2021

Bitch ass slow

When someone is walking, moving, or especially driving extremely slow.

While driving on the freeway, Nathan yelled at the car in the fast lane that was driving the speed limit "Why the fuck are you driving so bitch ass slow?!??"

by teamcallis July 31, 2022

Husker Slow Roll

When you do something absolutely stupid and have to deal with the consequences

Ryan decided to work on his vehicle on an incline and got Husker Slow Rolled.

by KickflipsMafia October 14, 2019

super slow monday

the worst fucking day of the week when every minut feels like an hour

super slow monday is the worst

by i hate mondays98989898989898 November 7, 2022

Slow g-ing

Means someone who is slow or didn't catch what was being said

Man he was slow g-ing foreal

by Bag'em & Gag'em January 8, 2016