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Shrimp and aardvark

Shrimp and aardvarks have an unlikely yet unwavering connection, and are often seen verbally stimming together and creating bonds and whatnot. Shrimp and aardvarks, when paired together, talk so much to each other that their language becomes slurred and esoteric, and is impossible to understand even for other shrimp and aardvarks. Since there is a size difference between the shrimp and the aardvark (the aardvark being bigger), there is a clear power dynamic in which aardvarks bully shrimp and call them homosexuals. Despite aardvarks being mean to shrimp, there is no question that these two species are inseparable.
Did you see that shrimp and aardvark? They were yapping for like two hours.
by Shrimp954 December 2, 2024
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Fetish. When you eat a girls unwashed nether region and there are feces particles stuck to it.
Did you hear? Norace met this girl who loves Shrimp Scampi with corn and basil. He’s lucky
by Jason Mimosa June 14, 2022
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shrimp dipping

When you fishin for crawdads with your dick, making sure that you only dip the tip in
Man, I went shrimp dipping last night and caught 5 pounds of crawdads!
by HammyHandle July 3, 2016
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Shrimp Cocktail

An act in which multiple males with small penises (below 4 inches) enact intercourse with a menstruating female. (Not unique to the human species.)
Guy 1: "Hey boys, y'all want to gang up on that hottie?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, she's on her period."
Guy 1: "Don't worry, we'll just make it a Shrimp Cocktail!"

Stacy "Did you hear about Mary? She got gangbanged last night.."
Stacy 2 "Really? I thought she was on her period!"
Stacy "Exactly, they made it a shrimp cocktail."
by c0mradekast February 4, 2019
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Shrimping

When a man ejaculates in the arse and gets a straw and sucks it out
Hay babe wanna try shrimping tonight? I got new straws.
by Zea-Zee June 24, 2021
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forrest shrimp

a shrimp from the forrest but not really... only cuz its in his name or gender or speciese. they travel in packs and they are really small... they like to crawl on people so youll no if you have them on you if you feel a tickle on your pickle.
by affenfladdoocklesnecdk June 14, 2010
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Shrimps

Kerry and ac
Kerry and ac are both shrimps.
by SophiaJade26 March 23, 2024
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