shave and a haircut

When a woman is getting fucked doggystyle and the guy pulls out a pair of clippers and shaves a bald spot in her head when she least expects it.

I Caught her texting my friend so I gave her a shave and a haircut right as I blew my load. I had to sleep at my buddy’s place. Totally worth it

by AceMan10 October 27, 2017

Pulling a Shearer

When a person purposely begins a chat on social networking sites like facebook, etc, and then immediately logs off the chat, leaving the person he was talking to bewildered.

Jill sent me an instant message telling me she started chewing skoal and then before I could respond she exited out of the chat.
Dude, she was Pulling a Shearer!

by newwwwwb December 29, 2010

shaved ape

athletic dude who could be a stud if it weren't for his girly-smooth, waxed and shaved body.

A shaved ape usually doesn't have too much gray matter between the ears.

too many shaved apes at that gym

by flerlerp September 15, 2010

shave it

when a girl has too much hair down there

god damn she had a hairy ass cooch so i told her to go shave it

by peter November 11, 2003

sammy shaver

what the fuck are you unable to swear pussy come try and kick my @55 and ill fuck you day up

you great twonk use proper words or ill kick your ass

by sir bellend the third April 13, 2005

sheavesy

a nipple pierced gay maccas employee

from the maccas manager to a employee "stop being such a sheavesy"

by random October 14, 2003

Shaveh

a female name.

That girl is named Shaveh.

by kuhPOW January 31, 2010