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Sebastian tajonera

A very thicc legend who has a beautiful long blonde volleyball playing girlfriend.
Wow sebs so thicc

I'd wanna be a Sebastian tajonera
by Nhkbfjs October 8, 2019
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Sebastian Nuńez Larsson

A fucking legend that i raped in the ear cause i'm the fucking ear raper i'm coming for y'all moms so u better lock her in the basement.
by The ear raper October 11, 2019
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sebastian dahlen

pretty stupid and kinda trash at hayday
by Adam hofberg November 20, 2019
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sebastjan

Pronounced Sea-bass-chin. Is a rare ugly fish found in the deepest darkest corners of the ocean. The suffix, "-tjan" means more then 10 double chins due to the large amount of fat on a human or animal. Sebastjan makes up for how ugly and fat they are by how colorful they are. With how fat and colorful they are it often looks like they are wearing a scarf around their neck. Sebastjan's are typically very shy but you can lure them out with patience and tender loving care.
"Hey mom can we have sebastjan for dinner tonight?" "Are you crazy! That will make you so fat!"

"Did you see the sebastjan! It looks like a giant snow globe its so fat!"
by crazy_monkey1492 November 28, 2019
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Sebastian

Sebastian is a full sender except when it comes to girls he is the biggest pussy out there. He hates soccer but will support any friends he has who are playing. He is outgoing except when he is tired but almost all the time he sends it to the max. Sebastians usually look great with frosty tips but he matches the complete snowboarder vibe. His type of girl is one that’s also somewhat outgoing or one who is open to try new things. Hey loves a girl who snowboards or sails. He is handsome very dark sense of humour and overall a panty dropper. He is shy when it comes to girls and will often give a friendly vibe to anyone but has a hard time with the ladies
Guy1: did u here about Sebastian
Guy 2: no what did he do
Guy1: he jumped off of a 20ft Clift on his snowboard
by Larget3stical November 4, 2019
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Sebastian

Sebastian also know as Seb is the Thickest Human on the planet.

His unparalleled thickness causes everyone one to stare in awe
Damn Sebastian is looking thick as fuck today

Damn Seb is looking thick as fuck today
by Xeno2670 March 12, 2020
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Sebastian Grimaldi

A former member of the Royal Family of Monaco, who changed his name to Sebastian Cerezo, for unknown reasons. Many speculate that he doesn’t desire to be part of the Royal Family at least on paper. But nonetheless he is still a powerful member of the Family. He is also believed to be one of the children of Albert II, Prince of Monaco, but is not an heir to the throne due to the circumstances of his birth. He now resides in Los Angeles, California for most of the year, and also a Central American Country named Guatemala.
by LuxuryListings August 5, 2020
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