satan's closet

somewhere you go that prolonged exposure to can and will result in injury, death, imprisonment and or an STD
a place where evil dwells.

that is the last time i got to satan's closet. that place is off the hook.

by mar'scorpio February 17, 2010

Satnab

The satellite navigation unit you bought the other day but foolishly left sitting in plain view in your car in a public carpark, resulting in your car getting broken into and its subsiquent loss. You've been satnabbed.

"I left my GPS in my car at Seven Hills train station, and when I got back it was fitted with Satnab".

by scarface4lyf July 22, 2011

Satan Can't Stand Me

A catch phrase that highlights one's ability to overcome obstacles that stand in the way of success.

Satan can't stand me because I rock!

Satan can't stand me cause I'm no quitter.

I'm unashamed and satan can't stand me for it.

by Evad1 July 25, 2011

Satan Sneeze

An extremely putrid fart. A pass of gas that could be confused as a sneeze from the devil himself.

{while driving in a car with the windows rolled up}

Did satan sneeze? My word, a little warning next time. My nose hairs are burning and I can taste it.

{Windows get rolled down quickly}

by beardedbandit May 12, 2013

Satan Goat

A goat that looks like Satan
it's scary as fuck, but cute
Who wouldn't want a fucking satan goat?

"Gurlll look at that Satan goat"
" I want a Satan Goat"

by Welcome ToWonderland May 3, 2015

satan black

As dark as Satan

The person had hair like Satan black

by Phantom Sis May 12, 2015

Satan

Another word for " Lucifer".

Haley thought Satan isn't Lucifer. Lucifer is another word for Satan. It's the same thing!

by Minialba03 October 6, 2016