Status Humping

When someone that has no life sits on facebook and comments on everbodys statuses more than twice. The repeated status commenting is like humping, the same repetitions.

Dante: yo man, i got so annoyed on facebook last night
Tyrone: why man
Dante: because that gurl becky be "Status Humping" me all night...she commented on all my statuses like 7 times each
Tyrone: damn, shes facebook humping like a dog

by gladiatorstylinprincess August 09, 2011

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status chain

When one person changes their status, and then other people either make the exact same status, or change their status because of it.

Bob: Dude, I changed my status to "with my girl", and Ryan totally status chained me

Joe: Oh don't I know it. Pretty soon my whole facebook news feed was full of people apparently "with their girls"

by urherlurr February 18, 2011

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status boner

sometimes referred to as "SB"; when someone is attracted to another person because of the title(s) that they hold

Remi: Wow, he's really hot.

Ryan: You just think he's hot because he's the captain of the lacrosse team.
Remi: I think you're right, total status boner.

by AwkwardCookie April 05, 2015

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Status quovid

Adhering to the minimum requirements mandated by one's local government regarding Covid.

Dude: "hey man u need a mask in here."
Dude 2: <pulls wrinkled up stained mask out of pocket> "relax I'm status quovid"

by mister delicious January 28, 2022

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Status Fire

The fire that burns in your eyes after seeing the worst phrase imaginable. Comes from Discord's Status feature, which can be customized however the user desires - sometimes to bad effect

PrancerMane's Status: "I like women and big hot sweaty steamy men

mmmmm big men :yum:"
Magnogen: "The Status Fire! It burns! It burns!"
Rutherford: "My eyes BURN"

by hydronesium September 17, 2021

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