Sagem

a word that is similar to cab. Retarded in a way.

"OMG she is such a Sagem!"

by Courtney And Laura June 11, 2006

The 7 Stages of being High

1st stage- feeling the first breathtaking release from reality

2nd stage- this reality creates a world of happiness, a.k.a.
a slight buzz

3rd stage- as your buzz escalates, you discover happiness in all sorts of dimensions. Examples include music being clearer and more vibrant, humor exceeding expectations, and most importantly a pasty mouth

4th stage- your buzz is radiant. you have surpassed reality
and all of the worlds fucked up problems

5th stage- you feel alive/care free. you are in the
moment, eat it, express it. live it.

6th stage- you have completely entered a world like
none other. Your passionate, loving, free. this
world is your happy place

7th stage- You are high/at the top of the world. You are
content with your high and there is no need for
more. Happy.

G1: yo man....how high are you?
G2: dude....im probably at a 4....we should smoke more, i wanna get to a fucking 7 on The 7 Stages of being High chart man...
G1: great idea man....let's do this

15 min later....

G1: dude...guess what...
G2: what?...man....
G1: i'm at a 7.....
G2: right on...me too bro...happy as can be...:)

by Dr. Hoy April 24, 2010

Bob Saget

a substitute for phrases like "Aw Shit" or "God Damnit".

Joe: "Dude, I just broke your toilet!"
Jed: " Bob Saget!!!"

by Mike Hawks-Bigg February 19, 2008

Fo Shagenoff

"For Sure"... White version of "Fo Shizzle" or "Fo Sho"

-Can I have a bite of your cheese sandwich?
-Fo Shagenoff, my white brethren

by Mr. Shazbot May 18, 2004

Bob Saget

The most perverted comedian on the face of this earth.
Also played the dad role on the TV show Full House.

some guy1: "duuude!! Listen to this joke i heard on TV last night....."

some guy2: "that's Bob Saget for ya.."

by ~p!nk feathers~ July 1, 2009

sage ass

the ultimate female ass of any species human etc.perfect round, firm,not to little, not to big,just enough to arouse the opposite sex.(Example:Damn look that girl has a sage ass!

I get turned on when I see a girl with a sage ass!

by Professional Dude June 20, 2014

sagey

Perfect in every way, sagey is the most talented, kind, loving, and most beautiful person in the whole world. If you meet a sagey count yourself lucky and never let her go.

Bob: "Sagey is so freaking perfect!"
Bill: "I know! How does she do it?!?"

by Nick1736 January 14, 2018