Jobsworth spam dagger

When a fat, greasy bar man hunts you down because you wont take your wood away and there's a band coming at 6 but your stranded due to adverse weather conditions and your trying to find a canoe

Look you jobsworth spam dagger.. i'm trying to get a canoe to get to you but i might not be there before the band gets there at 6 so you might have to be a hero and cut the wood with your fat spam axe.

by Bryoan April 19, 2012

slam the spam

Loping the mule, jerking the gonaskas, whipping the wire, the old five knuckle shuffle across the ole piss pump.

After seeing his roomates girlfriend naked he felt the urge to slam the spam.

by the real DTRAIN March 29, 2005

SPAM (spamicus awsomenus)

And one day, in the mighty halls of the Carlislian wilderness, a child was born. Christened with an English name and submitted to the normative culture of the environ, he grew and built up a resorvoir of knowledge... and rock. And then, upon being found that his name was too hard to remember by some stoner camp counselor, he was knighted. He was granted from the mighty halls of nirvana and valhala (which are indeed two seperate places but are really close to eachother on Pitt St.) the name of glory, the awsome-est of awsome nomme de plume. From there on out, he was to be called SPAM!!! Then he learned to play guitar, learned of a magical elixir called "Firewater", and now is the most rockenist manbeast of all South-Central PA.

Spending a night with SPAM (spamicus awsomenus)
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Thing 1: "Hey, what do you want to do tonight?"

Thing 2: "We could go to the diner."

Thing 1: "Nah, give Spam a call, see what he's doing. Maybe we can go jam."

Thing 2: "Ok"

by Skaboss March 27, 2007

scouse spam

To create, or attempt to create random posts which mean absolutely nothing to anyone whatso ever on, namely, the website 'scousemp3s.co.uk'. The content of the posts MUST have less than 3 syllables, and always make no sense so it foooks ya brain up.

(Post above) - Hey, where do you live
Scouse spam post - Yeah thanks!

OR

(Post above) What do you like for breakfast?
(Scouse spam post) Lol yeah

by Hooje January 31, 2003

Spam Butterfly

When a chick has been fisted so hard and so regularly that they have become excessively loose. Their flaps(labia) will extend or stretch down to an astonishing length. Sometimes up to 2" (or 5cm) lower than the outer lips. A spam butterfly is acheived when the inner lips(labia) are stretched out beyond the outer pussy lips and create a butterfly wing formation.

"I scuffed her cuntscuff ya cunt so hard before pulling her lips out beyond the mess I'd left. MuaHaHaHaHaHaHa

by One Sick Muthafucka October 30, 2004

spam

A cause of insanity. DoS attacks and nukes are the only response to this new form of cyber terrorism.

I checked my mail box and was bombarded by a flood of spam.

by stinkoman February 24, 2004

sopme

some porn

I need sopme.

by Angie September 1, 2003