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Dealed the seal

To horrifically ruin a romantic excursion; "sealing the deal" gone sour.
"Greg sneezed over his date's boobs last night; that really dealed the seal."
by Dealedtheseal April 21, 2013
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clubbing baby seals

When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.
"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."
by Skalkin November 10, 2019
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Seal nationalist

Seal nationalism is the identification with one's own seal nation and supports its seal interests.
Seal nationalist is very serious, the 14 words of seal nationalism are. >We must secure the existence of all Seals and a future for Seal Pups.
by Coomer January 14, 2022
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seal pose

During intercourse when in missionary, having your arms locked pushing down on a surface is called the seal pose. This is because you supposedly resemble a seal while going deeper into her
Her: damn u really in the seal pose right now?
Him: fuck ya im in seal pose it's better
Her: you look funny asf
by anonymous March 30, 2022
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silly seal

Someone who you love and don't want their feeling to be hurt by calling them a name because they are very insecure but have no reason to be you call them a silly seal
by ees September 1, 2017
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seal

something that you club
by fucking normies REEEEe October 25, 2017
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Seal

by SovietSpy April 4, 2022
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