Riding the Rainbow

While going down on a girl; the girl rips her tampon out and sticks it in your mouth.

"Hey, did you hear about Dave last night?"
"Yeah, his girlfriend made him ride the rainbow."

by Chris April 5, 2005

Not Riding the Bus?

The act of standing or sitting far enough away from a public bus stop as to make it appear as though you are not actually waiting for it when in actuality you are but are too embarrassed for people to realize this fact.

Why's that dude sitting over there? We all know his broke ass is waiting for the bus and shit. I guess he's not riding the bus? Yeah right!!

by bigrobbo September 19, 2009

riding the vespa

When a dwarf is standing giving you oral relief and you grab hold of their pretty, blonde pigtails and ride them hard. Not dissimilar to riding a vespa scooter, except with dwarf teeth clamped on your parts.

I'll be with you in a minute. I'm just on the vinegar strokes riding this vespa.

by McGoohan March 21, 2005

sack riding

When a chick sits on your lap, crushing your nuts, while you roll 6 deep in a buick for an hour smoking pot.

Last night, Liz was sack riding bad.

by Johnald November 15, 2005

riding Mexican

Riding in the trunk of a car. Usually happens when the car with not enough seats for all your friends.

"Wait, I thought there were 7 of you, Joe's car only holds 5."
"Yeah, Steve and I were riding Mexican."

by el coche December 11, 2007

Riding the Majj

Referring to when a freshy is riding another freshy's cow

Bhagwant: Yo blud i heard Rinkesh is riding Bindoo's mum's majj!
Dhoola: No way yaar! He is Riding the Majj?
Bhagwant: Sach gal hai

Dhoola: Oh does ur majj want to dance?
Bhagwant: Nahhhi kendhi sang lagdi
Dhoola: Je naal nachenga tu, meh saari raath nachdi rahoo!

by Gurbashk September 30, 2008

riding neons

To be riding in a car equipped with neon lights on the rims or undercarriage of the car.

Last weekend we rolled around town riding neons on my new whip.

by KsPhiKapBJ August 17, 2006