monsoon of poon

1. When a guy hooks up with several girls in quick succession.

2. When girls seems to flock to one guy in particular at a social event.

Chris: I went out to a party last night, and there were girls all over me!

Pat: No way!

Chris: Yeah man! It was a monsoon of poon!

by blaker_oats March 11, 2011

Poon Tang

hot, wet goodness pussy

I ate the hot poon tang

by steveo007me October 14, 2003

Poon swab

The cleaning of a womans vagina with a Q-tip; Often used as an insult.

Me:Shawn you are such a poonswab.
Shawn:Poon swabby!!

by Jessica & Ashley August 28, 2005

poon hunger

A common male affliction that causes the male to loose inhibitions and do pretty much anything for sex. This includes:
a)Hooking up with ugly bitties
b)Telling girls you love them
or
c)Call ex-girlfriends who you swore you never wanted to see again

I have the poon hunger, I MUST sleep with a girl tonight!

by JDonkey January 23, 2005

poonanatang

Cross between an orangutan and a poonani, eg a hairy muff

Yo mum has one hell of a poonanatang!!!

by 80lb.pen15 July 6, 2006

poon dangler

usually an insult, referring to a hanging tampon string from a woman's vagina.

pass the bong you fucking poon dangler

by Poony McPoonster September 2, 2009

Poonarnia

A magical world of minge stumbled upon by accident at the back of your friend's dad's wardrobe. A porn stash.

- Mikey, you coming out for a beer tonight?
-No, my spuds are teeming, I'll be in Poonarnia

by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009