poop marmalade

when someone pisses on someone else's shit and dissolves it into a orangish-shit like substance.

"The toilet's been broke all day and everyone been making poop marmalade."

by membersmarktp1 September 26, 2009

chipotle poop

The intense, brutal, and long-lasting poop you get the morning after you have chipotle. Usually starts off as one big poop, then in 5-10 minutes two or three rounds of small chunks of poop.

Derek: You want to get some Chiptole?
Freddy: Nah, I'm not in the mood to get chipotle poop.

by Aqwafor January 11, 2014

magic poop

Magic poop is when you take a shit, wipe and there is nothing on the toilet paper!

I just had a magic poop.

by Daphuk September 02, 2015

Poop Tea

When poop has been in the toilet so long it starts to turn the water brown, effectively creating poop tea.

"Warning: There is an extreme case of poop tea in the first stall."

by Aloe Vivid Rue September 05, 2015

Poop cork

When you have a bad stomach ache and torturous gas pains, so you go to the toilet to pass the gas. A small, hard turd pops out and goes "BOP!" and then all the gas passes at once, and you experience a rapid deflation of your colon.

Poop cork: Thank god I popped that "Poop cork" because the stomach pains were unbearable.

by bachmanitoven May 13, 2012

poop murder

1) A large volume of feces in a toilet that resembles a murder scene.

2) A lower pain in the stomach the causes one to run to the nearest bathroom resulting in a massive dump clogging the toilet.

3) A nasty looking and smelling place with a huge amount of debris.

1) "oh lord! There's so much poop in there it looks like someone got murdered."

2) "Did you see him take off to the bathroom? Better call the plumber, looks like there's gonna be another poop murder."

3) " That place was so messy and nasty smelling. Reminds me of a poop murder."

by Big Sugar Rivers March 24, 2012

retarded poop

poop that wont come out

I had been on the toilet due to this retarded poop

by jaymo612 June 29, 2015