runner poop

The time right before a race that your nerves outweigh your anticipation. No matter what, you have to race somewhere first to blast your load before they fire the gun.

Also, this applies to the general fruity, aromatic smell that wafts from the porto-s & alleys throughout the rest of the racing audience.

Oh man! I'm gonna miss da race cause I got runner poop

by dickyball June 22, 2010

anal poop

The act of pushing a poop out so that it is sticking about a quarter to half way out of your hole, Make sure it doesn't break or fall out. You can usually tell how big your shit is going to be. Then suck it back up your hole really fast. It brings you a choice feeling. Try it sometime.

Best if you have a nice fat log brewing.

I enjoy an anal poop every once and a while and I am not gay.

by Laugh at poop January 12, 2014

Poop Digger

Poop Digger, either talks a lot of shit, or smells like shit. Most of all these people walk like a penguin..aka waddles around. You can tell these kinds of people by looking at them. Pants down low, hat to the side, with their asses hanging out, smelling like shit as you walk by.

That kid over there must be a "Poop Digger" acting all macho.

by Fredricksin May 26, 2011

Bubble poop

When you take a poop and see bubbles in your poop and your like what's that? It's bubble poop

poop

So a kid goes to the bathroom at school and poops and then he looks down. He had bubble poop. Then he goes to class and say to the teacher "I had some mad bubble poop today teacher"

by Bathroomjokes101 August 23, 2016

safety poop

A bowel movement that isn't necessarily urgent at the moment, however it acts as a type of poop insurance, so as to avoid a socially uncomfortable poop-related scenario at a later time.

Dan: Let's go to the bar and pick up chicks.
Steve: Sure, but first, I better go for a safety poop.

by Gradez March 18, 2009

Poop Cake

Although recipes vary amongst different cultures, the term Poop Cake is generally accepted as the traditional dish a family would make at a gathering to commemorate the god of poop, Sterquilinus, and his blessing upon humankind.

Examples of such recipes:

1.) Uncle Terry's Poop Cake:
In a food processor, mix:
- 1 TBP Horse Shit
- 1 TSP Cow Shit
- 4 Cups Uncle Terry's Shit
- 1 TBP Bald Eagle Shit

Pour contents into a bowl, mix with birthday cake mix. (1 Part Poop Mixture, 2 Parts Birthday Cake Mix)
Continue with birthday cake instructions.

2.) Poop Cake: College Edition

Grab a microwave-safe bowl.
Shit into the bowl.
Microwave for 2:40.
Salt & Pepper for taste.

Larry: "Hey, Garry! Come over, quick!"
Garry: "Why? What's up?"
Larry: "Uncle Terry made his signature poop cake for thanksgiving!"
Garry: "Oh, well why didn't you say so? I've been craving some good poop cake."

by Icky Dongus July 18, 2019

retarded poop

poop that wont come out

I had been on the toilet due to this retarded poop

by jaymo612 July 10, 2015