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Poon Vomit

The extremely odoriferous, purulent discharge emanating from a vagina. Poon vomit is a clear indicator that the vagina is sick and requires maintenance from certified vagino-mechanic.

Signs that poon vomit are present include a foul odor similar to an open can of tuna left in a Dodge Omni in 95 degree heat for 7 days, frothy accumulation around the vaginal opening that looks Cujo wrapped in panties, and a putrid taste (if you are unlucky enough to have discovered it via oral inspection).
douPoor Mom, she must not be feeling well. She's dripping poon vomit everywhere!
by Rev. Stephen December 7, 2010
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Poon-town

A slang and shorter way to say let’s have sex.
I want to take you to poon-town
by Phoon town May 5, 2021
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poon tent

The mere thought of him made her pitch a poon tent.
by trianos January 20, 2005
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poon koon

The Poon Koon is a hybrid cock blocker of any race, color or creed. Capable of the most amazing cock blocks! Not to be mistaken with the Koon Poon this is a hybrid african whore..
Hey watch out JB is a Poon Koon!
by titaniummike January 11, 2008
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Poon'stang

A Ford Mustang. If you owned one, then you would know.
Dude, Stacy like totally had her feet on the roof of my new Poon'stang. Sweet!
by Keith Woods July 29, 2006
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Poon Salute

Similar to an army salute, however, the person salutes by creating a space between your index and middle finger. The salute is given to a person who is acting like a "poon", aka pussy.
Joey asked for the bartender to give him more cranberry juice in his cranberry and vodka. Ben, laughing at him, gave him the poon salute and told him to man up.
by Benny23322 March 6, 2008
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Poon Swoozled

Preventing a fellow female from getting ass when shes going down the stretch. A person (male/female) can poon swoozle inadvertently but it is often done out of jealousy or bitch-ism.
I could have totally hooked up with that dude if that cunt hadn't poon swoozled me.
by Jesse McCormack October 6, 2008
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