don't poke the bear

A phrase uttered to ward off people who are needlessly angering, upseting, or annoying you... sometimes even going out of the way to do so. A different way to warn people that they're on thin ice, or that a joke is going too far.

John, eating pancakes: Ughh, these are terrible...

Macy: I'm sorry I tried not to burn them this time...

John, laughing: The syrup isn't even seeping in!

Macy: Hey, you never cook so don't complain!

John, still giggling, takes another bite and makes a gagging sound

Macy: Hey, don't poke the bear!

by bahalaugh January 24, 2011

No smoke no poke

No smoke no poke

No smoke no poke yet

by Dren123459 May 19, 2018

Poked in the p-hole

This is when you get the 'clap' from your girlfriend after she hung out with the Band boys in Peoria. She was 'poked in the p-hole' numerous times by the band....one who had the clap (now all of them have the clap). The boyfriend of this groupie then had sex with her, 'poked in the p-hole' caused his penis to drip...

My friend, Fredo, got the clap (gonorrea) from his girlfriend Linda'. They had make-up sex after she had sex with the boys in the band in Peoria who had all done the freaky deed, "poked in the p-hole," to her. Fredo had a drippy dick from fucking Linda, he had "poked her in the p-hole" only to get this uncomfortable drip!

by BadMoFo1999 November 29, 2011

chinese poke torture

when you throw someone down, jump on the stomach, pin their arms under your knees, and poke vigurously on their forehead and sternum.

I gave richard chinese poke torture till he puked.

by Jahamid111 October 19, 2009

poke your pie

the act of female masterbation

Don't have sex with him. Just poke your pie.

by Bama Beauty December 29, 2007

Poke-Block

Is a derivative of the phrase "cock block". A cock-block is when one is macking biddies and another person(s) busts in and interupts the macking process. A Poke-Block uses the same defination.

Bobby totally poke-blocked me while I was macking it to some fly biddies.

by Hank from Prides October 23, 2006

poking your pussy

yanking someone's chain, pulling one over on someone

Don't worry about it, I'm just poking your pussy.

by JoeMama215 December 9, 2008