by Bob Mcguire Junior March 15, 2020

If you have a broken wet toenail, either you probably got out of a pool, or you are a sweaty 6th grade boy.
"Did you hear that Jonathan has a broken wet toenail? " "Ew, he's so sweaty and gross!" "Yeah, heard he's got scoliosis 😁👍🧨"
by Koomist February 23, 2021

When my curved penis gets stuck in a stuffed animal while making amateur porn and bends even more. Do much that I can cum in my own mouth. As I suck my own cock, the strain, breaks it in two.
by HiAnton March 6, 2022

When the little general continually rises to attention and directs you to only the worst women (or men if you're gay) on the planet, while ignoring the ones who would make good life partners.
Check out that psycho bunny he's got this time, he needs to stop taking direction from a broken pecker.
by izzafartsmeller August 17, 2011

by 03logan01 September 14, 2016

“I slept with Jimmy last night, he was rubbish!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”
by elamenapee March 28, 2020

by BestOfDefs March 7, 2022
