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note from your boner

Note from your boner is when someone feels the need to (often unasked for) express their opinion about someone else's sexual appearance. See also I like small boobs. Making themselves look like a complete fool. These notes are never welcome and completely misguided and make the sender be ignorant and dumb. Even if the intention may have been good.
Imagine a forum discussion about how breast size may hinder sexual attraction. Random individual chimes in with a comment like "I like small boobs". Thinking that their preference somehow would make the other person(s) feel better. But achieving the opposite. Said comment is a note from your boner.
by Xantipe January 14, 2020
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G Note

It was once P A I N to all emos and killjoys who dared to hear it. However, since the return of MCR it's been used as a symbol that they'll carry on!

But it's still a painful reminder of those dark 6 years.
/j
Person: Wow, the percussion section of the band room is cool!
Person: *Looks at piano*
Killjoy/Emo: DON'T
Person:
Killjoy/Emo:
Person: *g note*
Killjoy/Emo: *Crying black eyeliner*
by Webb (They/Them) August 1, 2021
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Google note

by Avenry August 2, 2020
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blue note

You hear that blue note from the booth behind us?
by eeeeev May 17, 2020
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Florida Post-it Note

When an individual wipes their butt with tissue paper, then proceeds to stick the tissue paper on the wall of the bathroom.
“Hey did you see that Florida post-it note in the locker room, this morning?”
by Steph Mehkakiner January 1, 2021
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
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Van Note

A fetish where one fills the back of a cargo van with zip-lock bags full of warm gravy, dons a bondage suit complete with metal studs then dives into the pile of bags and pretends to seizure. Can also be performed in a kiddy pool. In Germany the zip-locks are replaced with condoms. Named after the famous incident of the epileptic working in the kitchen of dennys on all you can eat biscuits and gravy day. Who seized and created sloppy history on the kitchen floor.
Lets van note in that truck bed
by mr flopadopolous May 25, 2014
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