double pleased

someone who is double jonted and pleasures themselves.

cletus; I was watch'n a porn last night and this girl was lick'n her asshole and eating her own pussy. She doubled pleased herself.

clem; I saw a porn where a guy double pleased hiself by swallowing his own cock and balls!

by driver_im8 December 06, 2010

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Please Excuse my Ham sandwich

One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches

Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger

by WeAllOnTop September 25, 2023

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if you find this then please help

please phuqing help me

god if you find this then please help me

what

by Qurtyz November 17, 2021

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pleased to see you

A polite formula when being introduced on someone

It's pleased to see you

by Debskelly1985 May 31, 2024

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Pass the mustard please

When you find a midget with ghonoria bring it home and pass it around the table and shake and squeeze until all of the slop falls out of the dick or I shaved pussy

Can you “pass the mustard please” hehehe
Pass the midget around the table

by Yahyheeet January 08, 2020

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