Danger noodle

It is a word to define a snake nothing more.

“Oh my god it’s a danger noodle run.”

by Danger noodle Jonah Cayer April 27, 2020

Hump Noodle

To dry hump someone in a free noodle like motion

1:Yo have you ever heard of the hump noodle
2:Ya i do that to my girlfriend every morning

by Chanel Diamond Glitter January 03, 2015

Back in this noodle

A statement made to notify others you are back from being gone.

Wuddup Playa, I'm back in this noodle.

by Red Dye November 13, 2007

Ghetto Noodles

Another way of referring to Ramen Noodles.

Bro #1 - "Yo dawg, what you thinking for lunch?"
Bro #2 - "Maann, I'm broke duuude! I'ma have me some 25 cent Ghetto Noodles!"

or

Customer - "Yo what isle yo noodles at?"
Grocery Clerk - "What kind of noodles Sir? Spaghetti?"
Customer - "Naww....Ummm, Ghetto Noodles."
Grocery Clerk - "The Ramen is on isle 5."
Customer - "Thanks...."

True Story

by Wacky Guy February 03, 2012

Shanghai Noodle

When a man sticks his index and middle fingers through his fly, then has a girl have sex with it as if it was his schlong.

Girl: Hey do you have two penises?
Guy: No, i'm just doing a Shanghai Noodle

by Dogfucker98 October 25, 2010

wet noodle

a noodle which has been cooked in boiling water

owwww thats a hot wet noodle!!

by i like to move it move it!!!! January 22, 2009

Drain the Noodle

to urinate (used by a male)

Brian said "I gotta drain the noodle before we leave."

by KathMac December 12, 2006