Musket Cumming

The act of ejaculating one singular high-caliber shot of cum, and then having to "reload" for a while for your next "shot".

"My boyfriend was musket cumming in me all night! It took almost 4 hours.."

by SisypheanTaskmaster October 8, 2025

Musteredstepper

Someone that likes fat Asian women to step on them sometimes in private area.

My coworker Christian is a musteredstepper, and can stop talking about it.

by Drvanos November 10, 2025

Mukerd

A musky turd.

Dang bro, you just dropped such a mukerd!

by LayGrayTeam November 24, 2025

Mukkerz

'Mukkerz': Another word used to describe someone as the greatest of all time (GOAT).

He won the Ballon d'Or. He's the Mukkerz

by Not Mukkerz January 12, 2026

sundae musher

A variation on the chocolate sundae in which someone shits on another person's chest, ejaculates on top of it, then smears it around the person's chest and genitalia.

"Yeah, she's into some really weird shit... Last night I gave her a sundae musher and she spooned it off and ate the whole damn thing."

by The Fifth Floor January 29, 2009

Head Musher

The most irritating guest at your wedding.The sort that would gasp at the sight of a pretty ribbon, sniff right through the ceremony, get you a lousy present and invariably eat the most food.

Bob: I sweat to God, I'm never inviting Aunt Muriel to another one of my weddings.

Bill: Yep, She's one Head Musher

by hookedonhooks May 30, 2011

Tune Muser

A person he wathces endless caroons such as Spongbob, speed racer, simpsons, family guy, etc.

This guy is a real tune muser. Get you headt out of Meg Griffin's butt.

by NJ Dude February 6, 2013