mississippi reverse card

When you blowin' ya homie and he blows into your mouth then you blow his load in his butthole.

I was hanging out with my bros and before I knew it I was on my knees gettin' a mississippi reverse card.

by nydoei November 20, 2021

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Mississippi Magnet Fishing

When the recipient inserts a magnet into a rear orifice then a person with a prince albert piercing proceeds to fish for the magnet with their piercing

Girl 1: How are you and your boyfriend doing?

Girl 2: Feeling a little off today, my boyfriend failed going Mississippi Magnet Fishing.

by hammerlol August 18, 2024

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Mississippi Mud Smurf

When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.

This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?

by medic1234 August 13, 2022

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Mississippi Mud Cake

The perfect dessert for after a smoked brisket.

Meemaw’s makin me a Mississippi mud cake for after I get my brisket outta the smoker

by King Ralph III August 5, 2022

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Mississippi mud trap

When you shit while getting fucked in the ass.

I fed Steve tacos to make sure we had a good Mississippi mud trap tonight

by VinnieXX September 7, 2022

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when you're being pegged in the ass by a vibrating monster dildo while trying to take a shit, but you can't shit because your ass is covered by a dildo. this causes you to vomit up all the shit, and proceed to put it in a jar and freeze it for the next day. used the next morning as a stimulant for sexual arousal and prowess.

person 1: "hey babe, you wanna try the Mississippi Can Opener tonight"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"

by MississipiMenace December 21, 2022

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