Mississippi Muzzleloader

The act of packing your ball sack into a woman’s asshole using your dick as the ramrod.

I gave my cousin Sara a Mississippi Muzzleloader yesterday after church.

by Y0 N3PH3W. January 5, 2023

Mississippi Mudslide

Its when you are wearing shorts and you crap your pants or your shorts I should say.

Henry was bewildered by his own Mississippi Mudslide on hole #9 of the golf course.

by John Conde May 2, 2023

Mississippi Shuffle

A sprint, usually over 100 meters, barefoot in the snow

Tom: "Hey Steve, you up for a Mississippi Shuffle?"
Steve: "Loser gets punched in the face."

by imthemostamazing January 1, 2010

mississippi slicker

A thin chinstrap beard popular in the southeastern United States.

Why do all the dudes on Grindr sport Mississippi slickers?

by MississippiSlicker May 29, 2020

mississippi

a state that used to be more populous than arkansas, kansas, utah and nevada in 2013, but has been surpassed by them due to mississippi population decline & utah and nevada massive population growth

mississippi used to be more populous than arkansas, kansas, utah and nevada in 2013, was 31st place. fast forward to now, mississippi is 35th place. and with things in place, new mexico and idaho are most likely to surpass mississippi next.

by connecticut 765 June 9, 2025

Mississippi Treasure Hunt

pursuing the cousin of your ex. If the cousin is of the same gender as the pursuer ie the male breaks up with the female to pursue her male cousin, its a mississippi treasure hunt with a hint of lime.

My boyfriend and i broke up and now I want to go after his cute cousin, so I'm going on a mississippi treasure hunt.

by docta fill April 5, 2011

Mississippi Meat Pie

5 dudes and 1 chick in a sexual relationship

Carl and the boys had a Mississippi meat pie with Candice after her shift

by Mike Cocknballs November 21, 2020