a perpetually drunken hobbit with bushy eyebrows and pubes all over his feet. He is often mistaken for Gary Busey when he's plastered, but then people realize its him when he starts crying on the phone after drunk dialing girls who throw up at the thought of him.
Bill: Hey what was that thing eating out of the trashcan?
Tim: Oh its just a Mike Pizza, it will go away, just ignore it.
Tim: Oh its just a Mike Pizza, it will go away, just ignore it.
by Johnny O'Malley February 21, 2011
Get the mike pizzamug. mike became famous in the Age of Conquerors world through never being able to find his last resources on every map.
it happened to him so often, that people started using "i pulled a mike" for the instant understanding of their team mates.
to "pull a mike" means to not find some resources (usually sheep, often a boar as well)
it happened to him so often, that people started using "i pulled a mike" for the instant understanding of their team mates.
to "pull a mike" means to not find some resources (usually sheep, often a boar as well)
BuZZ_TheViper: srry guys, i pulled a mike...
_Ares_: 11
BuZZ_sletten: 11
_Ares_: fakken mike...
BuZZ_sletten: np, i stole from mine, i send you
_Ares_: 11
BuZZ_sletten: 11
_Ares_: fakken mike...
BuZZ_sletten: np, i stole from mine, i send you
by ipulledamike April 22, 2011
Get the pulled a mikemug. It is a term used to describe a BAMF with a giant cock. It is so big some say it can be used as a kick stand. Others say it creeps in their rooms at night to sexually pleasure them.
by sgkjhoune124 December 14, 2010
Get the Mike Woodsmug. by Funtime chungles December 5, 2020
Get the Mike huntmug. The current beast Pro Bowl fullback for the Washington Redskins. He started his career at the age of 19 for the CFL.
At 6'3, 285lbs, Sellers has a unique mixture of size, muscle, and skill. He is a lethal blocker and a major power back who tends to run over people rather than around them.
At 6'3, 285lbs, Sellers has a unique mixture of size, muscle, and skill. He is a lethal blocker and a major power back who tends to run over people rather than around them.
Person 1: Dude, did you see Mike Sellers destroy Kenoy Kennedy yesterday?
Person 2: Hell yeah, Mike Sellers is a beast!
Person 2: Hell yeah, Mike Sellers is a beast!
by Zorn Star June 1, 2009
Get the Mike Sellersmug. Prison Mike is first introduced in season 3, episode 9 of The Office. Prison mike is created by Michael in attempts to show everyone in the office that prison is indeed worse than working at dunder muffin. Prison Mike is essentially just Michael wearing a bandana.
Person 1: prison mike? What's the very very worst thing about prison?
Person 2: the worst thing about prison! Was the-- was the dementors! They-- they were flying all over the place and they were scary...and they'd come down and suck the souls outta your body and-- it hoyt!
Person 3: dem-dementors like in Harry Potter?
Person 2: no not in hawwy potter...
Person 2: the worst thing about prison! Was the-- was the dementors! They-- they were flying all over the place and they were scary...and they'd come down and suck the souls outta your body and-- it hoyt!
Person 3: dem-dementors like in Harry Potter?
Person 2: no not in hawwy potter...
by Dwightyoulittleslut January 11, 2020
Get the Prison mikemug. 