The Big log

A man whacks a log until they nut

Tommy was tied of doing it with his hands so he did the big log.

Tommy dose this because he gets no bitches

by The_big man March 15, 2022

Floppy log

A manitobin term for an unerect penis usually referred to one's own

Hey churt last night I tried to bang my girlfriend but I couldn't because I had a major case of floppy log

by Rock enjoyer March 30, 2022

Toe Logging

When she's logging for turds in your BUTTHOLE with her big toe.

The other night I went over to Sally's and she started toe logging me.

by Drakozzz April 15, 2022

Alaskan logging

The act of multiple people engaging in a competition of doing anal with multiple people, scraping the shit off your dick and measuring who scraped the most off in the span of a week.

The loser then collects all the shit and puts it in a lava lamp, and it forever sits on their nightstand floating beautifully

Me and Cody just got into a Alaskan logging contest and he just got a new lava lamp!

by Alaskan boi December 26, 2020

Divinity log

The penis of a super predator priest

Come to the rectory Billy. There is a “Divinity Log” there I would like you to see

by Chopper Zombie August 2, 2022

water logging

The act of turning on the sink of bathtub so no one can hear you take a shit. Whether it be in the next room because of paper thin walls or the neighbors in the apartment next to yours.

Taylor: Why did you turn the water on when you went into the bathroom? I know you didn't wash your hands for twenty minutes.

Phil: I was ummm washing my hair.

mark: Admit it you were water logging!

Phil: Alright I drank a lot last night you happy?

by with everything October 30, 2009

log sheet

A device charter schools use so students can log their school work that they dont do.

My mom beats me when i dont fill out my log sheet.

I'm gonna murder the cock sucker that invented log sheets.

by ComptonAssJoe September 14, 2006