Ligma

A bastardized version of "lick my", so that someone would make a "Steve Jobs died of ligma/ligma balls" joke.

Guy 1: I can't believe Steve Jobs died of ligma...
Guy 2: YOU MEAN "LICK YOUR BALLS"?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: AW SHIT!!!! YOU FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! March 30, 2022

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A type of cancer found near the groin. It is a very deadly disease and if not treated by going to the country of chad, it may kill you within days.

Doctor: I have very bad news. You have ligma.
Jeeff: Oh no! *books flight to chad*

by ebolol69 August 7, 2022

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Ligma is a new virus discovered in america. The first person affected by the virus is a popular Fortnite streamer - Ninja. He died of ligma after suffering from it for 6 weeks. The virus is currently spread out in North and South America, Oceania, a small part of Asia (Middle east), South and east Africa and South Europe (Sicily, Crete, South Greece) there are currently about 20.000 people affected with the virus.

Doctor - Sir, I'm sorry, but you have ligma.
Patient - Will I DIE?!
Doctor - There is a 10% chance.

by Ligmaviruswillkillallofus August 16, 2018

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Aggrassive type of autism that causes blue hear, narcism and death. Descovered in 2018 when a fag called Ninja that got infected by playing too much fortnite.

Person one: dude I gotta play fortnite with the boys
Person two: bro you are getting ligma tho
Person one: I have no choice man, we’re we droppin’ Boys!?

by Zeus father July 22, 2018

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