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To Lamper

When One lounges around with a state of laziness and boredom so much, they actually end up doing stuff.
To Lamper is to be so bored of being lazy that you end up doing something useful.

Erik is lampering (Erik is so bored of being lazy and has started doing random stuffs).

Erik lampered (Erik was feeling so bored of being lazy that he ended up doing something like hoovering).

"I wanted to avoid doing that boring piece of work so much that I lampered all afternoon, now my desk is as clean as a clean thing"

To Lamper Lampering Lampered
by Erik with a 'K' October 25, 2008
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lamp

verb. To hunt rabbits or other game at night with sighthounds, usually with the aid of a lamp that dazzles the quarry. A popular activity among poachers.
Old Fred's out lamping with the lurchers.

Come the September I'll be flat out lamping.
by Professor Moriarty August 31, 2005
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Lamp

Alos referred to as G.W. Bush, someone who gets along anyway they can, is lazy and stupid.
by Michael Jackson Rocks April 12, 2008
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Lampshading

The act in which upon a lampshade is placed in the center of a room, as to accommodate the sperm of 7 - 10 men in a circle jerk.
I stopped by Bobs house the other day and they were in the middle of lampshading. I wanna play the game.
by Ramgela812 October 24, 2019
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Lampin History

All these native americans were lampin, having this crazy feast... This one native american was offered some food and he replied: "No thanks, I'm just lampin right now. I'll eat later."

This is the history of the word "lampin"
Bartholomew did not get shit done yesterday because he was lampin so heavy.

"Yo! Samuel, pay me the rent!"
"Mothafucka, I'm just lampin..."

...This is the history of the term "lampin"
lampin history
by Breaaaah September 2, 2012
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Hiroshima Heat Lamp

After a long day of nude (genitals exposed) suntanning/burning, engaging in near criminally violent sex. This has become a classic torture technique perfected in Asia, and most recently implemented in Guantanamo Bay.
I don't think I can leave my house tonight, I am sore from an intense Hiroshima Heat Lamp session this afternoon.
by Lord Sainsbury of Turville December 20, 2009
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Lampshade

A person who is highly stupid, perverted, sexy, ugly, smart, annoying, smelly and really anything you can think of.

To describe the reason for calling someone "lampshade" is almost impossible since it covers all aspects of what a person might be, except if the person is depressed, then he is a lamp from IKEA
I just want to jizz on her tits and tell her mum about it.

Duuude, your such a lampshade
by abc800itd March 1, 2011
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