kitchen mitten

A variation of the Alabama Hot Pocket, where a lesbian shits in her partners vagina and they use the feces as a phallus.

Mike McDaniel gave a kitchen mitten to Tyreek Hill.

by Leftfootl875 December 21, 2023

Burned the kitchen

Or "Who let this man burn the kitchen?"

used for when instead of cooking it(derived from "let him cook"), the person fucks up completely.

"Did this man cook?"
"Nah man, he burned the kitchen, that shit was awful"

by Nianianananan February 24, 2023

Messy Kitchen

When a woman's vagina smells like a sloppy Joe.

I was excited to get her panties off till I realized she had a Messy Kitchen

by All Bets Hedged December 12, 2023

Kitchen Chiller

A person who likes to hang out in the kitchen. Without purpose or meaning

Frank, Lil’ Chick-Chak, and Princess Fussilia we’re chronic kitchen chillers; they sat at the kitchen table, doing nothing other than reading their phones, watching Beavis & Butthead and yelling at their mom, Ramona, for more meatloaf.

by Kitty Whiskers III August 11, 2022

Kitchen horny

The feeling one gets when shopping for gadgets for the kitchen.

' I'm kitchen horny for that 'Kitchenaid ' mixer"

by Violet Wilde April 16, 2021

Clean the kitchen

The act of shaving your balls.

I’m about to clean the kitchen so he/she will suck my dick.

by kirtap628 January 30, 2018

fire in the kitchen

Red head girl with red pubic hair.

I went down on that hot Irish girl she had Fire in the Kitchen

by Nick Newark June 13, 2018