Kevin

Someone that reads you a bedtime story after having sex on a date.

My tinder date went great until he pulled a Kevin and I had to uber myself to saftey.

by Bangorrang July 19, 2017

Kevin

An imperial Jesus-like figure. Everyone bows down to him and anyone that disrespects him is sent to the field.

Matteo: "I'm reading the Bible."
Kevin: "That looks like my autobiography!"

by ya hmmmmmmmmm September 29, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is someone who consistently or greatly shows a complete lack of intelligence through the incompetence of social and societal norms or is purposefully antagonistic in their poor decision making.

The kid in your class was such a Kevin

by Redpuma1223 April 20, 2022

Kevin

HOLY SHIT I HATE YOU KEVIN MANNI OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID JESUS CHRIST YOU GINGER FUCK YOU ARE THE GAYEST PERSON ALIVE @mateo.schaefer on insta

Kevin likes penis

by Yuribot April 19, 2019

Kevin

the cutest person you will ever meet his eyes will make you fall in love with him.

Kevin is sweet

by Maggs8889 May 24, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is a man who is part of the KKK and likes to go by the name of Pablo Jr who likes to fuck 80 year old men.

*Kevin fucks 80 year old man*
Kevin: Welcome to the KKK

by Yeety McYeeters November 11, 2019

Kevin

is a fag

Hey , do you know that Kevin kid?

Yea, I heard he's a fag

by Bob5678479 November 20, 2019