A formal greeting gesture where one of the greeter's hand is covered or soiled with food or other grimy substances before shaking hands. Greeter with soiled hand must proclaim, "Let me give you a Kentucky Handshake," and then extend hand forward against the opposing greeter's will.
Cheeto-fingers, chocolate chip crumble-hands, or original recipe fried chicken fingerprints.
"Aw man, Marc was chowing down on that bag of chips and gave my new girlfriend a total Kentucky Handshake."
"Aw man, Marc was chowing down on that bag of chips and gave my new girlfriend a total Kentucky Handshake."
by Benmily June 11, 2013
When two grown men stomp on a petite woman because they're scared that she is god forbid... a liberal!
by tdyre7utrgy October 26, 2010
The waitress brought out some complementary hot rolls after we ordered. Since I was really hungry, I made myself some Kentucky Donuts.
by CincinnatiSlanger May 19, 2010
When you are banging a girl that's on her period and it's leaking out everywhere making a nasty bloody mess. Also diareaha could act as a possible substitute
by Toby Pound Town October 30, 2017
by Fugedaboudit November 28, 2015
When a man and a woman have anal sex, and the man pulls his cock out of her ass and she sucks the shit off his cock until he cums.
by slk28 December 26, 2015
When you "return" your books back to Chegg rentals at the end of the college semester, but instead of books you fill the box with feces and rig it with a small timer that triggers when the tape is ripped open on the box so shit explodes in a motha' fuckas face!
"Tom, I need to take 15 minutes to towel myself. Some ass hat in Florida just send me a kentucky surprise!"
by Define Deez Baby!!!! April 07, 2016