5 July

National hoeing around day

Omg it's 5 July national hoeing around day

by Azzy0505 October 14, 2019

July 4

National gay day

It’s a date to not have to say no Homo to your homies July 4th is that day

by Communism lord November 27, 2019

july 24

“BIG DICK BOII SMOKE CHRONIC BIG DICK BDB SMOKE WEEDEWE”

on july 24 we use this saying all day “hey how are yo-” “ I HAVE A BIG DICK BDB BIG DICK BOII SMOKE CHRONIC BIG DICK BDB SMOKE WEEDEWE”

by bigmouthboii October 16, 2019

July 20th

National Suck Your Boyfriends Dick Day

Why suck your boyfriends dick? Because it’s July 20th

by Colden6969 July 20, 2020

July 19

Today is grab dick day

Girl: grabs dick
Guy:🤤
July 19th is the best day for boys

by Bevster October 16, 2019

Fourth of July

the night that everyone spams there stories with fireworks even though nobody even looks at them.

girl: i’m gonna post all of the fireworks on my story on fourth of july even tho no one is gonna even look!

by looooosey.gooooosey July 05, 2019

July the 13th

The baddest bitch was born on July 13th. She/he is the hottest person you will ever meet in your life. Dont ever take them for granted cause they crazy bitches and will not hesitate to stab you to death.

"Oh yeah I know a girl born on July the 13th, she's hot asf. She could get some tbh."

by Løwkeyy.køtabear November 05, 2019