Jonathan

Always thinks hes getting coochie, fat as fuck, and has a dad thats a bitch. He also gets his basketball hoop from the alleyway.

Jonathan you are annoying af
Ak: “Jonathan your dads a bitch”

by imhabesha March 16, 2019

Jonathan

A fuckin weirdo, that one kid that tries to hit on every girl yet still seems to get rejected by all of them

Jonathan keeps sliding in my dms ew.

by hillbillybongbong March 19, 2019

jonathan

He is a guy that loves BIG BLACK COCK and loves sucking on it for DAYS.

ey Guys! Run a Jonathan is near!! get away before he starts to suck your dick

by the best pimp April 23, 2019

Jonathan Hayes

The horrible hybrid of Dylan and Calin. Got disowned by his family into a dumpster fire. The only person that loves him is his sex slave named Janelle. Would stick his dick into a wall if need be.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jonathan Hayes?
Guy 2: yeah his parents are fucking weird.

by YeNehSideKee April 29, 2019

Jonathan

A really interesting individual.
Don't let his charm fool you, he's an emotionless sociopath.

Girl1: Omg like, Jonathan just texted me
Girl2: Stay away from him, he's no good

by MillyWilly December 24, 2017

jonathan oh

A sweet cute guy that always loves to smile. when he need something he give you acute face you can't resist he often has a hairstyle similar to a acorn cap.

Whos he?

Oh he's Jonathan Oh

by erwtg erWGer January 13, 2018

jonathan trickey

Jonathan is a type of guy that looks out for his friends. He is caring, funny, sweet. He likes to go out with girls that have a sense of humour, but are not crazy and loud. He likes girls that start with A. Jonathan is sexy and handsome.

Jonathan Trickey, will you marry me?

by Naroia Slovakdeis March 27, 2017