Joey Longhaull

When your driving fatigued so you have a wank to wake yourself up

Mate, I was so cooked driving home from the country I had to rip a sneaky Joey Longhaull

by DJ Sneaky Digits April 26, 2017

Joey Jam

Noun: The act of Joey and Jamie joining in an intimate union together, such as intercourse or playing in the mud if there is no grass on the field.

Wow, look at their joey jam, it brings tears to my eyes.

by Paraniod4 May 18, 2017

dawson and joey

Having a very long drawn-out romance in which you break up and get back together on a regular basis because the couple in question thinks they're soulmates. Derives from the popular television show Dawson's Creek

"Man Heidi and Brad are so dawson and joey. I think this is the fifth time they've broken up this month

by mur11 July 29, 2006

Fucking Joey

A piece of shit or any shady type of situation.

You see a red like and say “fucking Joey”

by Badddbitchhh2020 October 27, 2019

Joey Zehr

The AWESOME drummer of The Click Five. Joey Zehr is also a designer, and his company is called LTL. Website: ltlbackspace.com He also designs the Click Five website!

Ben Romans: I'm Joey Zehr. GRR.
*while Joey Zehr was eating a McDonald's sandwich*

....hehe. funny.

by gaillovesclickfive June 16, 2008

joey syndrome

when someone can only lift if they are on harsh steroids

Is reegz going to the gym today? Nah, hes got Joey Syndrome hes been off for three days

by a mofo badass October 20, 2010

Joey Essex

Joey Essex is the embodiment of everything that is wrong with the World. The definition of Joey Essex can be broken down into two parts;

1) Joey: The easiest name to pronounce for someone with an IQ lower than his own age, the two syllables can in fact be pronounced as any other combination of slurred syllables when drunk to give the same result.
2) Essex: Not actually his surname, this is simply his home as he is too dumb to remember both his name AND address.... hence Joey Essex

Taxi Driver: Where to?
Joey Essex: I'm Joey Essex..... er...... Joey Essex......Essex..... yeah proper Reem
Taxi Driver: Fucking waste of skin....

by 4dam4ntium February 5, 2015