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Pocket Jew

A wallet, something that holds your money that fits in your pockets.
John: Oh no, I lost my pocket jew!
Sally: Your what?
John: My pocket jew!
by Seth Woods April 20, 2018
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jew jacking

MARIA WAS JEW JACKING ME BY ONLY USING TWO FINGERS WHEN RUBBING ME OUT
by lebo86 March 7, 2017
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jew licker

Person 1:my dad is such a jew licker
Person 2: Really? SO IS MINE!
by MarsMilk August 14, 2021
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spittin' jew

yo, you spit jew?

yeah of course im kosher, so stop kaveching on me.

hey, daniel, isaac is spittin' jew.
by SpittingKosher February 23, 2009
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Jew-Jitsu

English:
A practice similar to that of Jiu-Jitsu but masters of Jew-Jitsu have incredible power, together they are... unstoppable.

In this video, Sensei Mizrachi displays a brief demonstration of the Jew-Jitsu basics - Jew-jitsu warriors (youtube)
Here are some common moves in Jew-Jitsu:
- Shower-Time (where you throw a "gas bomb" containing powder which burns through the enemies' skin
- SS (Strangle + Shiv - you strangle your opponent then shiv their neck)
- Jew-Bomb (where you jump very high into the air and drop down, fist first, to the ground - like the iron fist)

:עברית
מנהג דומה לזה של ג'יו-ג'יטסו אבל אדונים של יהודי-ג'יטסו יש כוח מדהים, יחד הם ... בלתי ניתן לעצירה.
בסרטון זה מציג סנסאי מזרחי הדגמה קצרה של יסודות היהודים-ג'יטסו - Jew-jitsu warriors (youtube)
הנה כמה מהלכים נפוצים בג'יטסו יהודי:
- זמן מקלחת (שבו אתה זורק "פצצת גז" המכיל אבקה אשר שורף דרך העור של האויבים
- SS (חנק + שיב - אתה חונק את היריב שלך ואז להניע את צווארם)
- פצצת יהודים (שם אתה קופץ גבוה מאוד לאוויר ויורד, אגרוף ראשון, לקרקע - כמו אגרוף הברזל)
Jew: Theres a new Jew-Jitsu dojo opening around the corner!! Finally we can fight those bullies (nazis) away!!!
by My name is baddy February 9, 2021
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spartan jew

a over use of the spartan laser in halo
stop being a spartan jew and killing me play the fucking game
by Liek strepsil April 1, 2013
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Nasty Jew

The art of taking a shit on a bitch's chest while riding her at her uncle's bar mitzvah
Bradley gave Ashley a Nasty Jew last night at her Uncle Sam's bar mitzvah.
by Iwantokillmyself April 19, 2016
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