Jared Absher

Jared Absher is a person with a small dick and likes jerking off to feet pics.

Look at that Jared Absher being a total homo!

by qwertyuiop;lkjhgfdszx July 13, 2022

jared ramsey

1}someone who is awesome
2}someone who is trully a cool guy
3} a Youtuber
5} a sexy guy who doesnt need a nuber 4

i lost my wife to jared ramsey

by FrostfireHBI July 11, 2017

Jarely

Jarely is the most amazing person you will meet. They’re kind and sweet and will legit move mountains for you. They tend to not get the love they deserve so make show you show them their much needed appreciation

Jarely: *exists*
Everyone Else: wow 😯

Her overly protective and possessive bestie: FUCK YALL LOOKKNG AT

by You.Already.know.who.it. Is September 4, 2022

Jared

His name starts with J.. that’s a red flag. Probably a cheater. Sneaky liar.

Jared is a cheater and a liar

by Jhurtme November 22, 2021

Jared Emery

Sort of a k/d warrior imo.

jared emery el margarita

by kdmatters:) November 14, 2020

Jared

A man who will go till the end for his cheese he loves himself and most men do not love themselves like jared leaving jareds lonesome and depressed

Did y'all see jared today I forgot to hand him his paycheck

by Katlynjennerhater69er November 24, 2021

Jared

The epitome of laziness. Loves to fondle cats and touch their privates. When attacking a Jared, do not go for the head, because it is metal plated, you won’t phase him. Typically looks like they’re lost and walking in circles, but don’t interrupt them, this is how they think, and disturbing them could ruin their entire day.

Stop being a Jared.

by NickyRen October 18, 2022