Morning Bush

when you wake up in the morning and your pubes are knotted in a bunch.
John: Good Morning!

Harry: No not good morning bro, I woke up with a morning bush

John: oh that's nasty man.
by Rex6333 April 22, 2012
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Morning English

The words you use in the morning while talking to strangers in gas stations, breakfast shops and coffee houses. While in your head, makes perfect sense. Audibly, It consists of various Broken English babble that makes no sense to anyone unless it is used in conjunction with hand signals.
Dude, your Morning English was so bad I thought you were speaking Alien.
by TheBigE_843 March 07, 2015
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morning chorus

Term to describe the early morning bird songs.
The campers awoke by the birds' morning chorus.
by birdie birdwatcher March 28, 2010
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The Morning Cherry

when u finish a tank of liquid in your vape, go to sleep and in the morning (allowing for the previous nights vape juice to condense and cool from the vigorous seshing) treat yourself to the morning cherry, which, is the extra two hits that you can get from the prior nights liquid before you get the subsequent harsh hit of burnt coil.

NOTE: this is specifically for thc liquid, if u put nic in vape just smoke a blem u patty.
"the morning cherry is a beautiful thing"
"man, woke up on a saturday and treated myself to a morning cherry"
by GR4SSM4N October 20, 2020
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Morning Bread

The bread one eats in the morning or for breakfast as the first "meal" of the day, most typically when hungover/recovering from a messy and drunken endeavor
Jon: "Hey Sarah I could really do with some Morning Bread, my head is just thumping from last night. You seen it anywhere?"
Sarah: "Sure here it is, I just had some myself. Found it in a saucepan under the table- last night must've been messy!"

Jon: "Brought a loaf of Morning Bread with me tonight, sure I'll need it! If anyone steals any I'll personally kick their ass... after getting rid of my inevitable hangover."
by UkubabyBreadFanatic22 July 23, 2011
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Morning Drip

The female version of morning wood. When a woman feels particularly horny in the morning. The combination of the morning drip and the morning wood can result in the dopest morning sex ever.
"Damn, so the morning after the party julia was havin' some CRAZY morning drip we fucked at the the crack of dawn!"
by Bro'connor May 22, 2010
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morning major

name for a cock when woke up with it stiff
paul say's "stand to attention"
joanne say's ( whilst saluting to paul's erect penis ) "morning major"
by pault69 September 23, 2008
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