Morning Water

NOTICE: This word has an abbreviation. It is Mater pronounced Mah-ter, it rhymes with water. Now for the definition.
The shit you drink when you first wake up because your throat is dry as a bone. Morning water tastes like uh-oh stinky 97% of the time. If it tastes good, consider yourself very lucky. Night water is better.

James: Dude that mater tasted actually good this morning.

Sammy: Bruh, can I have some of it!?!??
James: Nien. Go gitcher own morning water biiiiiitttcchhh!

by Snoobab March 27, 2020

morning rubbing

when a man wakes up with his penis in between butt cheeks and rubs it up an down

"i woke up with this bitch and had a morning rubbing."

by luvingangel October 22, 2014

Morning Meat

When you wake up with a boner

Wow this morning I woke up with a morning meat

by Tad Stenson July 2, 2016

morning-beats

masturbating as soon as you wake up in the morning

Man, I need to lay off the morning-beats

by mgg528 July 7, 2011

Morning Bread

The bread one eats in the morning or for breakfast as the first "meal" of the day, most typically when hungover/recovering from a messy and drunken endeavor

Jon: "Hey Sarah I could really do with some Morning Bread, my head is just thumping from last night. You seen it anywhere?"
Sarah: "Sure here it is, I just had some myself. Found it in a saucepan under the table- last night must've been messy!"

Jon: "Brought a loaf of Morning Bread with me tonight, sure I'll need it! If anyone steals any I'll personally kick their ass... after getting rid of my inevitable hangover."

by UkubabyBreadFanatic22 July 23, 2011

Morning Drip

The female version of morning wood. When a woman feels particularly horny in the morning. The combination of the morning drip and the morning wood can result in the dopest morning sex ever.

"Damn, so the morning after the party julia was havin' some CRAZY morning drip we fucked at the the crack of dawn!"

by Bro'connor May 22, 2010

morning major

name for a cock when woke up with it stiff

paul say's "stand to attention"
joanne say's ( whilst saluting to paul's erect penis ) "morning major"

by pault69 November 4, 2008