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Canada's History

When two men dressed as lumberjacks shave each other's pubes and glue them to each other's faces before French kissing for 45 minutes. An adult beaver must be watching and thumping its tail against a pile of logs, and both men must drizzle maple syrup over their genitalia once the kissing as completed.
Matt and Mike try to do Canada's History at least once a month. They love each other so much.
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Canada's History

A highly depraved sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Man, Steve totally plans to do Canada's History with Jenn.
by Cheodo February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Unusual heterosexual act with homosexual overtones, performed by the male. During anal sex, the male simultaneously and successfully stuffs both testicles and his penis into his female partner's ass.
I used the Superbowl's halftime show to teach my girlfriend Canada's History. Now she wont talk to me, and shes rooting for the other team!
by Colberts Soldier February 4, 2010
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Canada's history

A sex act involving moose antlers and maple syrup, usually involving deep anal penetration.
Bill, did you hear about the pictures of Sidney's canada's history?
by omfgcaps February 4, 2010
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Canada's history

Octuple anal penetration performed by horses on a human female.
I have never seen anything like Canada's History.
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Canada's History

Simple really; the riding of a maple-syrupped moose antler to the point of anal fulfillment while imbibing ejaculatory product from the Stanley Cup. Both the wearing of ice skates and draping oneself in the Canadian flag are of course recommended, but not required in the successful perpetration of Canada's History.
There should never, ever be an example of Canada's History.
by Stinky Wizzleteats Don't February 4, 2010
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canada's history

all the worst, most explicit words all combined into one super-offending term, Canada's History.

Triggered by Canada's oldest magazine 'The Beaver' changing its name to 'Canada's history'. They changed it because the word beaver has become synonymous with the word vagina to internet-users, so Stephen Colbert called on fans to make 'canada's history' a sexual word as well.
That girl is a real **** **** **** ***..., you might think she's part of 'Canada's history'.
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