Nice Bike Bad Helmet

A women with an awesome sexy body but has an ugly ass face.

Damn you see that girl? Ya, she had "Nice Bike Bad Helmet".

by Monkeybutter January 14, 2010

dented helmet, nice uniform

a girl with an ugly face but nice body

" Man, Alisha has a dented helmet, nice uniform."

by rugg Dr January 27, 2014

Crash Helmet Hottie

That hot little retarded girl that you see on the transit bus.
The one that looks like a retarded Barbie.

Hey Frank! I saw this amazing looking retard girl on the bus the other day....a total crash helmet hottie she was!

by jeffkinkaid March 17, 2010

douche-licking-helmet-wearer

someone who acts retarded on a regular basis, getting nothing accomplished that is desired. this paticular individual should probably wear a helmet because everyone around them is concerned for thier well being. (basically an idiot)

I can't believe that guy just purposefully drank visine. he's going to shit for a week. what a douche-licking-helmet-wearer.

by skifreek July 9, 2011

Roman War Helmet with Battle Damage

Variation of Roman War Helmet, but with enough force to cause a black eye and bloody nose.

When i gave her the roman war helmet with battle damage, she got two black eyes and a bloody nose.

by Fadded June 12, 2009

Nice Bike, Shitty Helmet.

When you know or see a woman who has a great body, but an ugly face.
Similar to a Butter face.

Wow, would you look at that ass, I could seriously do... Ugh... Nice bike, shitty helmet.

by The Machine January 12, 2010

Irish War Helmet

A sexual activity perpetrated by a man, usually against a woman (unless he's REALLY drunk) during which he lays his testicles, one each atop the recipient's eyes, with the penis aligned vertically upon their nose. This is a most appalling degradation, thus reserved to none but the skankiest of hos.

Carla is a skanky bitch. I'm gonna give her an Irish War Helmet, to show her who's her fuckin' master

by Rockem Sockem oodylicious April 19, 2009