Hack

A person with 4 mechanical limbs welded onto his body, who plans to blow up the city after failing the first time and killing his wife in the process.

May try and explain the theory of relativity as a pick up line.
Fouling his “experiment” or stopping him from robbing a bank may get on his nerves.

“You’ll destroy the city! You’re a HACK!”

by The_Darkest_Knight June 10, 2021

Dishonest hack

Someone who is intellectually dishonest or intentionally obtuse to try to promote their ideas

Person #1: That dude on Twitter posted a clip that was deceptively edited. Why did he do that?

Person #2: He's just a dishonest hack. Don't believe him.

by kusa8596 July 10, 2022

Hack

A type of golfer that takes many a swing to make contact with a golf ball let alone hit it...

Scott Reeves is such a hack at golf.

He pulled a Scott Reeves and hacked the ball the ball the entire round.

I didn’t know you were a hack like Scott Reeves!?

Wow, and I thought I was a hack!

by Jett Fule September 21, 2019

military hack saw

While with a chick rub your dick repeatedly on chick's forehead until a red mark appears.

Jorge Gave Mary a Military hack saw while with her the other night.

by TheSoupisWonton October 13, 2016

Hacking

Illegal shit, don't use it.

Hacking is illegal >:( (tf Russia why does cybercrime laws don't apply unless it affects another Russian u)

by ISupportWeebz July 19, 2020

Hacked

When somebody thinks they're more clever than you, they'll try and tell you something was hacked. If it was just hacked, the money would still be there.

Your bank account wasnt hacked, your money was stolen bro. Kind of like your mother and father almost got theirs stolen. Look what happens when they trust their daughter.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

DIY hack

a stupid hack on the internet that doesn't help especially if it is posted by 5minutecrafts

evelyn: mom where are the fries
mom: in the fridge
evelyn: *checks fridge and sees fries*
evelyn: *eats fries before spitting it out*
evelyn: mom thats cold cardboard!

mom: i tried a DIY hack to make those

by lonelywinter July 5, 2023