An widely respected, ancient proverb from Joseline Hernandez, who once said, ""if you a mama.. and you ain’t got ya baby, and your mama got ya baby, then you not the mama, yo grandma is the baby."
Riddler: "A boy and a doctor were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?"
Hero: "The grandma is the baby”.
Hero: "The grandma is the baby”.
by grandmaisthebaby December 17, 2023
"An attempt to have sexual intercourse via the anus with an older woman however, she's way too dry which then creates flakes covering the penis which is known as "sand"."
by TheOverWatcher November 02, 2019
Great grandma day is a day of the year that you appreciate your great grandma. Get her a gift because it her day!!
by fun2736 July 10, 2023
The dopest G-mother of them all. She will shoot hoops with you in the drive, bake you a pumpkin pie or knit you an afghan to keep you warm at night. You can always count on Grandma Bonnie. When she’s shooting hoops be sure to call her LeBronnie. While eating Mexican it’s got to be Bonito Burrito. Stay solid with your Grandma Bonnie, she can’t be replaced. Bomac2002 foreva!!!
by KellyKellyCle May 08, 2022
by Tittie Grandwaugh August 18, 2022
*lay,sha and ray outside smoking*
grandma cheryl: *comes outside and smells the weed* yall need to stop smoking that mess around my house
lay &ray: "laughing"
sha: Man Grandma you doing tm
grandma cheryl: *comes outside and smells the weed* yall need to stop smoking that mess around my house
lay &ray: "laughing"
sha: Man Grandma you doing tm
by reidsvilleliving26 April 17, 2023