Grandma's cookies

A big fat blunt

You want to eat some grandma's cookies?

by 026boys April 30, 2019

Lunch with grandma

Used when you need an excuse to not have lunch with the boys so you can get head during lunch

Hey boys I’m gonna have lunch with grandma today

by Bmaybs09 February 26, 2021

Grandma Text

Means when u text or respond to a text too slow , like grandma would knowing she doesn't know what to do with a text mechanism phone.

Whitney: Everytime i text shannon, she always reponds two hours from then !*frowning n frustrated*

Brandi: girl u know she is a grandma texter, she slow as hell!! lol

by Blackcat89 May 20, 2011

Grandma

The one person that can cook in the family.

Cousin 1: this food is amazing!
Cousin 2: it was probably made by grandma.

by Glen Ellyn people December 16, 2018

belly dancing grandma

squiddlewapper

“oh u silly belly dancing grandma!!”

by tartaglias wife July 9, 2021

Grandma Barb's BORG

Grandma Barb's BORG or, really, any name will do or could be used. It’s grandma’s drinking jug full of hooch, juice, Xanax, codeine, and corn syrup. Because GRANDMA don’t play!

I gotta go to CUB and get some corn syrup and Welch’s sparkling grape juice so Grandma Barb's BORG can be concocted with the other, special, oh so special, ingredients.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Grandma Edna

A girl who fell in love with Barney. She had over 100 kids with Barney. They usually Have braces and always have a kid named Charlene.

“Look it’s Grandma Edna the one who loves Barney “
“Oh no”.

by Edna was here April 14, 2019