A girl who seems amazing when you see her in a club, but falls to pieces the minute you get her home
Bill: "Did you go home with that girl last night? She looked AMAZING!"
Bob: "Urgh...well, I 'went home' with her. I opened the front door & she started crying because my kitchen was dirty. Then she spent 3 hours cleaning it. Then she gave me a lecture on keeping a clean house 'because our babies will need good hygiene'. When I said 'our babies?', she cried on the floor for another 2 hours"
Bill: "Ikea girlfriend, huh?"
Bob: "Yup"
Bob: "Urgh...well, I 'went home' with her. I opened the front door & she started crying because my kitchen was dirty. Then she spent 3 hours cleaning it. Then she gave me a lecture on keeping a clean house 'because our babies will need good hygiene'. When I said 'our babies?', she cried on the floor for another 2 hours"
Bill: "Ikea girlfriend, huh?"
Bob: "Yup"
by mung_bean November 17, 2015
when you and your female friend exhibit romantic feelings and interactions but have mutually decided not to date. this different from when you're with a fuckboy and he doesn't answer the "what are we?" question. in this situation, you both know what you are: friends that really like each other but don't want to take any more steps.
by sassy gay dork February 26, 2017
When you and you're girlfriend move in together, you tend to gain weight because she always want to go out to eat.
Hey bro you wanna go out to eat?
Nah man I gained some girlfriend weight ever since Natasha moved in.
Nah man I gained some girlfriend weight ever since Natasha moved in.
by fredyo April 19, 2017
Da'niah is a great girlfriend to me, she is so beautiful, kind, caring, smart, and loving. she is shy but still flirts with me a bit, i love her so much she made my life so much better and im so happy shes in my life fr fr, i always find a way to look at her, she gets jealous easily and is overprotective and really understands me, i feel like i can tell her absolutely everything she is so trust worthy i love her taste in music, her smile, her voice, her laugh, personality, and just everything, i love you Da'Niah.
my girlfriend is the best
by partypooperrrrr November 21, 2021
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the girlfriend of a scooterer. these girls love their scooter boyfriends. They are very loyal and will sometimes even hug their scooter boyfriend in public. A scooter girlfriend is every tween's dream.
Wow Bradley! I can't believe you have a scooter girlfriend already! We're 12 and she's like 12 and a half already. I've seen you guys hug in public. How does it feel to hold hands with a girl?
by DaddyPickle February 22, 2021
The kind of vibes you get from a girl you see in the store or anywhere out in public (especially when she is alone), to make it known by everyone around her that she is not available. Maybe it’s because she’s got headphones on, she’s looking at her phone or her surroundings a lot to keep track of why she’s out in the first place and who is around her, and she doesn’t make eye contact or really smile at anyone. She’s not in a bad mood, she just doesn’t want to be approached by anyone with romantic (or, maybe even platonic) intentions of getting to know her.
example 1-
guy 1: hey man, you see her? go and holler at her
guy 2: nah bro she got gf energy, i’m not tryna get in somebody’s drama
guy 1: oh yea, you right. she don’t even smile, haha
example 2-
i used to come in here all the time and she’d ring me up and we’d talk a little before i left the store, but i gave her my number a couple times and now she got gf energy and won’t talk to me at all. i think she’s with somebody
example 3-
girl 1: why’d you give that man that girlfriend energy like that?
girl 2: what man?
girl 1: i know you just seen him! the dude that just smiled at you a minute ago! in the grey shirt?
girl 2: so? what about him?
girl 1: you know you’re single.. go talk to him! give that man a chance, i think he likes you.
girl 2: yea, i’m good on that… i don’t wanna talk.
guy 1: hey man, you see her? go and holler at her
guy 2: nah bro she got gf energy, i’m not tryna get in somebody’s drama
guy 1: oh yea, you right. she don’t even smile, haha
example 2-
i used to come in here all the time and she’d ring me up and we’d talk a little before i left the store, but i gave her my number a couple times and now she got gf energy and won’t talk to me at all. i think she’s with somebody
example 3-
girl 1: why’d you give that man that girlfriend energy like that?
girl 2: what man?
girl 1: i know you just seen him! the dude that just smiled at you a minute ago! in the grey shirt?
girl 2: so? what about him?
girl 1: you know you’re single.. go talk to him! give that man a chance, i think he likes you.
girl 2: yea, i’m good on that… i don’t wanna talk.
by neil rc April 05, 2023