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Caucasian garbage

A fancy way of describing moderately or actually rich “white and trashy” individuals. Anyone at the Capitol protests that one day applies to the term…it is an eloquent, sensitive, or just plain different way of avoiding the racist, classist, caste terms “white trash” & “trailer trash”, yet still make obvious reference to those deemed to be said “trash”. One common example is the world famous actór (with an accent cause she FANCY y’all) Mama June & her “hubby”, Teddy Bear. In 2015, after Honey Boo Boo gave up caring for Mama June & Papa, June got “hot”, becoming a Caucasian garbage MILF, & lost 500 pounds, which is good, but what’s even gooder yall? Well, TMZ caught up with Mama June & her man fightin’ at the gas station…They were raging crackies, in Alabama; blamed each other for smoking the last of dat there rock. Sad, yet scientific evidence in public, of Caucasian garbage.
Honey Boo Boo: Maumuh!
Mama June: Ahh, whutt?! What is it child? I’m cooking! (wink wink)
Honey Boo Boo: I’m as hungry as a Caucasian garbage can in Kentwood, maumuh.

Mama June: Shut up. I’ll show you real Caucasian garbage cuisine after I smoke this piece of Caucasian garbage I found outside, in the Caucasian garbage. It’s still good, y’all! I founds it! SPARK ‘EM UP!
Honey Boo Boo: You better make me Caucasian garbage ‘sghetti’-and-ketchup with a stick of butter, mama!

Mama June: Sorry, baby, but the butter is on my face for moisturizer. That’s because I was out of actual Caucasian garbage, the margarine! It helps to lube up the face before smoking that Caucasian trash…
Honey Boo Boo: whatever y’all are weird Caucasian garbage. I’ll just walk to the 7/11 and meet some other Caucasian trash cans to eat with.

Mama June: Good idea. We need more Caucasian garbage networking in this area. And myself and Papa Bear need more time to smoke! Bye baby!
by E.A.M. July 25, 2023
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garbage toad

Describes people who are nasty towards other people, and or ugly, and disgusting
by WhatTheSheesh August 4, 2023
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Garbage

This is as good as overwatch 2. Overwatch 2 is garbage.
by robbie662 August 12, 2023
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Garbage-barge Politician

The act of waking up each day, gathering armloads of random information, disregarding all context surrounding the gathered muck, grabbing one's Huck Finn stick, hopping onto a floating device on which the garbage has been piled, pushing off out into the lake, picking up each item, and screaming about it. Meanwhile, the people on the banks only really hear the seagulls.
Bystander 1: "Uh-oh, Garbage Barge Greene's on the float again. I wonder what random act of ignorance she's going to shout about today."

Bystander 2: "It's the nature of a garbage-barge politician, Garbage gonna barge."

Also can apply to the act of politicking, as in "Garbage Barge Politics"
by Heinous Realist August 18, 2023
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Outside Garbage

A person who transcends being regular garbage. Analogous for items in the fridge so rotten that they skip right past the kitchen bin and go directly outside.
Meg: "I like that guy over there with the beard."
Joe:"Him? He eats pills for breakfast and will rob you in your sleep. Outside garbage.. stay away."
by jomega September 15, 2023
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Nathen-Garbage

Literally a person garbage at games , but calls himself/herself a professional at games.
You can use it to call people who are bad at games even though they may say they are quite good. It must always be Infront of the person's name to use it or it will have a different meaning. Nathen-Garbage is for describing people who are bad at games but say the are the best at them and are usually toxic.
by DefinitelyYourMom July 9, 2022
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Hot Cheese Garbage Bag

Wow you're looking very hot cheese garbage bag today, you must be named Willow!
by ILOVEBIGBOYS696969696969696969 October 30, 2019
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