gloved-up goo-gone handjob

When the gloves need to come _on_, and things get dirty, it's no time for half measures. Best to bring out the big guns right off, get them thick 7mil gloves on, an anointal squirt of goo-gone in nitrile-gloved hand, we then begin the "cleaning" process, vigorously stroking back and forth over the length, agitating with pumice grit for added friction, a passionate fervor, and potent concoction of solvents, we grip firmly and to ensure the _entire_ length is coated, covered, and cared for properly. ;)

Always best to go full-bore, no half-assin! Now get them gloves on...

God, look at the gunk on that motherfucker, that poor thing needs some TLC and a good gloved-up goo-gone handjob, and maybe a miracle...

by Viriledande March 9, 2026

gloved-up goo-gone handjob

When the gloves need to come _on_, and things get dirty, it's no time for half measures. Best to bring out the big guns right off, get them thick 7mil gloves on, an anointal squirt of goo-gone in nitrile-gloved hand, we then begin the "cleaning" process, vigorously stroking back and forth over the length, agitating with pumice grit for added friction, a passionate fervor, and potent concoction of solvents, we grip firmly and to ensure the _entire_ length is coated, covered, and cared for properly. ;)

Always best to go full-bore, no half-assin! Now get them gloves on...

God, look at the gunk on that motherfucker, that poor thing needs some TLC and a good gloved-up goo-gone handjob, and maybe a miracle...

by Viriledande March 9, 2026

Glovepuppeting

When you wear a person like a "glove puppet" by inserting a hand(s) in there bum..

The trick is to try and make them talk!!

Hey bud did you have a good time last night?!

Aye, I was glovepuppeting all night!

Sick brO Live hard!!

by LuperSoki March 16, 2025

Grovestreet Glizzy Gobbler

A dude (usually named Thomas) who claims he’s loyal but ends up cheating on his girlfriend with someone from Grove Street. Known for late night minge rubbing link ups, lying through his teeth, and acting confused when caught. May also be spotted saying “she started getting sexual with me” while lying to his girlfriend

“Bro, why is Thomas always ‘just helping with homework’ on Grove Street?”
“Man’s a certified Grovestreet Glizzy Gobbler.”
“He pulled a full on Thomas with that one. Emma deserves better.”

by Jordan Browne June 5, 2025

Globespan

A Globespan is someone who has slept with many people usually in questionable places. They can be referred too as a Slut

Lewis, you are such a Globespan

by CJ44556677 July 5, 2025

gloverment

defined: gloverment ~ noun ~ gla-uv-er-mint

Note: My Bruthur Here name-of Donald Glover, he is prepared with a fully automatic weapon to Defend Himself Against The Gloverment!
Note: Yaw King here has the same Gunnin Power with Sunnin Power! Be Powerful Ask Yaw King to Save or Keel your Enemies. YawKing and Godwith Bruthur!

aka the unqueens
aka linkcheese wemons

aka trifling secretive hoes
aka wemon media whoredom
aka hoe socials with old bones
aka the whoredom of ungodly couches

Run the goat cheese humping gloverment absolutely fucking grapes the shits outta little people for big brain money power sexy beautiful unholey holesum shittwerk.

Sentence given: Bro this banging hoebo tots mcgoat cheese twerks for the gloverment!

Bro this banging hoebo tots mcgoat cheese twerks for the gloverment!

by sinrlifemattrs September 16, 2025

Sweatty Glove

When one, After Snowboarding/skiing all day, removes their glove, wipes their fingers down the area between their balls and their thigh and wipes it under a fellow snowboarder/skiers nose.

Usually as a form of torment, however some americans can grow fond of the unique aroma

"NO way would i want a wiff of his sweaty glove."

"Joe , dan was dissin your mum, give him a sweatty glove."

by T-pain__ March 7, 2008