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Person 2: Yes.
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by AUDITORIUMU February 19, 2025

Gabriel

Gabriel is a really nice guy. he can be really funny, but can also break your heart easily.Every girl fall in love whit him. He is a really athletic guy and he is always there for is friends. Gabriel have really beautiful eye and brown hair. He don't care about what the people say about him and he could do anything for his friend.

Gabriel is the best hockey player of his league.

by RunOmgStormAlert February 21, 2019

Gabriel

A mysterious man you wish you never met. He will make you regret ever meeting him but will always make you come back to him. He's a walking red flag you know you should avoid but you just can not. He is funny at first but when you get to know him you see he's really smart and never says anything unnecessary so if he says something just know he means it, weather that be good or bad.

Girl 1: Hey guess what this guy I'm talking to is a dry texter but I can't seem to stop talking to him.
Girl 2: He must be a Gabriel.

by dandelousscandle June 7, 2022

Gabriel

Gabriel is a cool person to hang out with, is always willing to help with most situations and cares about his friends. If you end up in a relationship you'll feel butterflies in your stomach every time you see him along with unconditional loyalty. He's short but very calm and friendly

Gabriel is a person. Hes not used in a sentence lmao

by UnCrunchie November 24, 2021

Gabriel

The most amazing guy you'd ever meet like omg hes so amazing, hes smart handsome and sososo hot, literally drop dead gorgeous. He's a god at video games, Hes a pro at minecraft pvp, like soso good.

if you ever meet a Gabriel, you will be one of the most luckiest person ever.

"oh my god have you seen Gabriel?? Hes so goodlooking"
"oh my god i did, literally about to faint right now."

by Lxvelyy Ratt August 25, 2022

Gabriel

The Ultimate Man, the Chad to out Chad all Chads, the Alpha Male of the Alpha Males. If a woman were to look in his direction she would immediately orgasm. His jawline is a perfect 116 degrees. The absolute Chad to end all absolute Chads. Are you picking up what I'm putting down? Oh you're in a happy relationship with your girlfriend/wife? This man will kidnap her and give her the most severe case of stockholm syndrome that has ever been seen to man. Next to this superior human you will look like the weakest soy boy faggot in history.

Gabriel is great

by CrazyHairs August 12, 2023

Gabriel

Gabriel is deep down a sweet guy. He’s all tough and shows no emotion in school but deep down at home is letting it all out. If you ever break his heart he’ll never be the same again. Gabriel is an amazing athlete but has a bit of a high ego which makes the guys mad but overall he’s actually really nice.

Sarah: Oh man Gabriel is smoking
Roger: Not true! He thinks he’s all that!

Frank: HEY! you don’t know his story

by ilovepooplolz February 11, 2022