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gabe

a 56 year old white male born in 3 november, wears glasses, has brown hair and runs a company called valve
he still has nothing to say about episode 3/half-life 3
he apparently doesn't likes the number 3
interviewer: gabe, when are you going to release half-life 3?
gabe: what?
interviewer: half-life 3, when are you going to release it?
gabe: sorry i couldn't understand the word after half-life
interviewer: i said "three"
gabe: what is "three"?
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
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Gabe

One egg ass mf who is cute sometimes and like pussy and tits and ass and anything sexual tbh. also likes personality of people the most.
Gabe likes dick in the pssy
by Jordan’s daddy December 25, 2021
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Gabed

When lord gaben slams you with the ban hammer.
He just got gabed for using those csgo wall hacks
by isopodhoursboi May 27, 2018
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Gabe Kalama

Often described as the world’s best bowler. He may use bumpers, but even the best players need help.
Gabe Kalama is such a legendary bowler
by gkals March 17, 2021
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Gabe

Literally the hottest person on Earth. If you have the once and a lifetime chance of netting a Gabe, you will fall in love instantly. Thank God he escaped from the oven.
Hey, you’re really cute. What’s your name?
Gabe

Marry me
by Lil jellybean November 14, 2020
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Gabe Bines

A beautiful, handsome, and kind little nugget. Known for his Jewish heritage, Gabe Bines is strikingly attractive and has a wonderful personality.
Man: I dropped a penny!
Gabe Bines: MINEEEEEEEEE
by Feejface6969 August 13, 2018
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Gabe

A unique young sexy asian boy that loves friends with benefits.
He likes to play video games (especially "Dark Souls") while eating perogies
by some guy from the US May 21, 2019
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