a 56 year old white male born in 3 november, wears glasses, has brown hair and runs a company called valve
he still has nothing to say about episode 3/half-life 3
he apparently doesn't likes the number 3
he still has nothing to say about episode 3/half-life 3
he apparently doesn't likes the number 3
interviewer: gabe, when are you going to release half-life 3?
gabe: what?
interviewer: half-life 3, when are you going to release it?
gabe: sorry i couldn't understand the word after half-life
interviewer: i said "three"
gabe: what is "three"?
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
gabe: what?
interviewer: half-life 3, when are you going to release it?
gabe: sorry i couldn't understand the word after half-life
interviewer: i said "three"
gabe: what is "three"?
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

One egg ass mf who is cute sometimes and like pussy and tits and ass and anything sexual tbh. also likes personality of people the most.
by Jordan’s daddy December 25, 2021

by isopodhoursboi May 27, 2018

Often described as the world’s best bowler. He may use bumpers, but even the best players need help.
by gkals March 17, 2021

Literally the hottest person on Earth. If you have the once and a lifetime chance of netting a Gabe, you will fall in love instantly. Thank God he escaped from the oven.
by Lil jellybean November 14, 2020

A beautiful, handsome, and kind little nugget. Known for his Jewish heritage, Gabe Bines is strikingly attractive and has a wonderful personality.
by Feejface6969 August 13, 2018

A unique young sexy asian boy that loves friends with benefits.
He likes to play video games (especially "Dark Souls") while eating perogies
He likes to play video games (especially "Dark Souls") while eating perogies
by some guy from the US May 21, 2019
