Florida Fire Ant

A sunburned micropenis

Chad went to the nude beach yesterday and now he has a Florida fire ant

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

NEWTON FORD

The act of inserting a fig newton cookie into the anus of a sex partner prior to anal intercourse in the back seat of a car. If the cookie survives the act intact, it is usually referred to as a ford newton with cream.

Occasionally, to save money, we just go for a drive and have a newton ford for dessert.

by El Fuego Verga February 18, 2010

Chandlers Ford

As a response to the definition I saw l, I have decided to create my own. Chandlers Ford is not a snobby town and there are plenty of roadmen who go to schools like Toynbee and Thornden. Not many people are 'rich'. And people live there because its a nice area. Of course its not a perfect place (and the town has a lot of anime-obsessed year 7s) but it's not snobby

Bob: Wanna go to ASDA in Chandlers Ford?

Smith: Yeah sure, I mean maybe we could see some Naurito running year 7s.

by Gabbob11 February 14, 2020

George is in Florida

Content Creator Georgenotfound is in Florida with his best friend sapnap and boyfriend dream

"George is in Florida"
What?!
Yeah it's the 24th of July

by Fuckotwtt on Twitter :D July 13, 2021

fordcoates

The folds that make you look like you have a turkey neck.

"That tall chick with the long hair over there has a Fordcoates neck!EEWWWWW!"

by All of SRQ July 5, 2007

Floridiot

any idiot from florida stuck in another state. they are the ones with the florida tags who cut you off on the interstate. Also the ones who act like stupid tourists when visiting other cities (like new york) then go back to florida and complain about the stupid tourists clogging up the beaches.

"That guy just cut me off! Jerk!"
"easy mom. he doesnt know any better, he's a Floridiot."

by Floridiots unite July 3, 2008

Florida skank

n. A promiscuous female whose skin has an overly tan and weathered look.

That chick needs to stop tanning, she looks like a Florida skank.

by B January 7, 2004