When a chick wraps her midsection with plastic wrap, takes a massive dump, lets it collect in the bag, then, before intercourse, takes a knife and unloads it on her partner's chest.
Depressed Guy: "......"
Friend: "Dude, why are you so sad?"
Depressed Guy: "My girlfriend gave me a filthy garbage disposal..."
Friend: "ZOMG!"
Friend: "Dude, why are you so sad?"
Depressed Guy: "My girlfriend gave me a filthy garbage disposal..."
Friend: "ZOMG!"
by Kwog the Bligthar March 30, 2010

by Minipete February 14, 2017

The act of rolling your shit into a ball and spooging on said shit resembling a soccer ball. Then toss it gently in the air and bicycle kick it into your partner.
I gave my girl the ole filthy pele and hit her square in the chesticles. I then proceeded to run around the room yelling olay olay olay!
by Filthy Pele February 1, 2009

by wrekwastaken May 24, 2018

Met this gal at the club last night. A little mellow jazz and some PBR and she was ready for the filthy bohemian.
by richard gurgler January 13, 2018

Having a bout of laughter immediately after sex and as a result she squirts cum all over her fresh knickers
by _youre_an_old_man_ June 16, 2023

by Meatypt July 11, 2023
