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Alabama steam engine

The alabama steam engine is a sexual act in which one of the persons involved takes a hit off any substance (cigarettes, joints, vapes, etc) and proceeds to exhale smoke directly into the tip of another persons penis in which the person then walks around the room yelling "ALL ABOARD" and proceeds to fuck the fore-mentioned person
Bob: " damn I miss being young"
Joe: " yeah I remember me and my sisters would do the ol' Alabama steam engine for shits an giggles"
by mMmMMM_CroNcHY June 1, 2021
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Nebraska Steam Engine

When a girl goes down to the Lincoln Haymarket and blows a homeless man in broad daylight for the bottom dollar.
Megan! You did a Nebraska Steam Engine... for your student loans and mortgage?!?
by Lincoln Homeless Man August 18, 2019
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My Engineering Buddy

A senior engineering student who acts as a guide to a junior engineering student, specially a fresher.
There is an online tutoring and homework help website with the same name myengineeringbuddy.com
I watched the new spider-man movie with my engineering buddy.
My Engineering Buddy helped me finish my Physics homework faster.

I love my engineering buddy. He is so smart!
The hand holding provided by my engineering buddy was just awesome.
by Sandra Spears February 5, 2022
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Field Service Engineer

Basically a blue collar worker who makes white collar money, is smarter than 99% of people he works with, and they will openly admit this to him.
You basically have to be fucking exceptional in: electrical, mechanical, hydraulics, pneumatics, water systems/plumbing, PLC troubleshooting, and diplomacy.
Also, you get to sleep in nice hotels, drive brand new rental cars, and fly first class, all for completely free, and you are treated like a hero wherever you go, because you fix important shit. The ultimate bachelor life.
Operator says "Yo, the machine was fucked up for months, but we called the Field Service Engineer and he got it running like brand new in a day. Damn that was one smart mothafucka."

Manager says "I need to offer that guy a job, he can replace my whole maintenance department!"

Field Service Engineer says "Fuck that, I make too much money to give up nice hotels and fancy rental cars and first class air travel every couple of days. Let alone I can find a new tinder date every week!!!"
by Crazyjuggerman February 16, 2022
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african-american engineer

The act of niggerrigging

See "Niggerrig"
What a way to african-american engineer the car to drive itself Johnny
by Ryan Vasquez April 29, 2006
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engine number 9

Totally amazing song by the Deftones which you listen to if some chav is pissing you off or you wanna drown out whiney emo kids
'Hey, engine number 9 is quality, and some kid listening to taking back sunday just walked by, turn up the Deftones'
by robj22 June 30, 2005
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associate software engineer

A software engineer who's getting paid in peanuts and whose primary responsibilty is to provide fellatory favors to middle and upper management.
Don't worry about cleaning those beer bottles up, thats why we hire associate software engineers.
by Tito Rhen January 17, 2007
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